reassures:

You lost interest in me as fast as I lost my breath when I first saw you.

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

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ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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precumming:

precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

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